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Post by LYRA LYNNE HALYX, on Jan 16, 2012 19:02:17 GMT -5
[/font] is online and typing... [/center] - - - WHAT. THE FUCK.
Okay so i'm out of beer, someone wanna buy me some? Pwease c: I'll give you cookies and blowjobs? |
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Post by JETHRO MAVERICK FLETCHER, on Jan 17, 2012 12:52:33 GMT -5
JETHRO has just signed on... lol stop fucking whining, bitch. you can suck my dick but i'll give you nothing in return as i'd consider that to be favour to you, not me. skank.
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Post by LYRA LYNNE HALYX, on Jan 17, 2012 16:39:01 GMT -5
[/font] is online and typing... [/center] - - - I think I just gagged a little when I saw your name pop up on my computer. Don't you get enough of me on the bus? Well of course you don't , which is exactly why you're now harassing me on here.
And nooooooooooo thank you, you can keep those parts to yourself, I don't need an STD, besides isn't that what that little techie is for? What's his name again? The little blonde one...... |
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Post by JETHRO MAVERICK FLETCHER, on Jan 17, 2012 16:45:46 GMT -5
JETHRO has just signed on... i get way too fucking much of you on the bus. i just saw this as an opportunity to piss you off and thought i'd take it up. plus, nobody can yell at me for yelling at you if nobody can hear it. win win situation. except i keep having to read your name, and even that pisses me off.
blake? he's fucking awesome and really good at giving head. i'd recommend him to you but why the fuck would he touch you? you're disgusting.
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Post by LYRA LYNNE HALYX, on Jan 17, 2012 18:13:11 GMT -5
[/font] is online and typing... [/center] - - - It seems more like I piss you off, not that I really care, but still. I figured i'd correct you before you got ahead of yourself.
Yet again, i'd decline your generous offer, but now that his mouth has touched you, it's community. And if i'm really that disgusting , why on earth did you sleep with me? After all i'm pretty gross.
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Post by JETHRO MAVERICK FLETCHER, on Jan 18, 2012 2:34:08 GMT -5
JETHRO has just signed on... well yeah, you do piss me off. no point denying it. you're just so self-obsessed and gross.
i slept with you because you're easy as fuck and i was drunk. it's not like it was because i think you're beautiful and worth fucking. if i'm horny and you're the only thing around, i'm gonna have to settle for you, aren't i? why exactly did you sleep with me?
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Post by LYRA LYNNE HALYX, on Jan 18, 2012 7:49:22 GMT -5
[/font] is online and typing... [/center] - - - Aw i'm flattered.
No, it's called you hand, hun. If you haven't noticed, um hi im an alcoholic, I thought it was pretty obvious, but then again may be you're slow.Not to mention you're something quick and not too bad in bed, i guess. So there's probably the nicest thing I will ever say to you. You're welcome.
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Post by JETHRO MAVERICK FLETCHER, on Jan 18, 2012 12:17:38 GMT -5
JETHRO has just signed on... my hand doesn't moan and tell me it loves me. you just essentially asked me to wank rather than have sex. i'm not a-seventy year-old pedo.
"not too bad in bed". i'm the best you'll ever have, babe.
sadly, the fact you are literally the most annoying thing i've ever come across kind of takes away from any skills in bed. that and the fact i swear you brought an old, crippled man into your bunk the other day.
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Post by LYRA LYNNE HALYX, on Jan 18, 2012 15:39:27 GMT -5
[/font] is online and typing... [/center] - - - Uh I haven't hooked up with any guys in a while? Other than you and a couple kids that tag along with us. The other night I brought a little brunette back....but we didn't fuck.
And yes I am, because I, like your hand ,do not moan, nor tell you I love. I at least know that much. So instead of calling me when you get bored, since i'm so awful, poke a hole in the wall and fuck it, i'm sure it will be the same. And the best i'll ever have? Really now? Obviously you haven't been with some of the girls i've been with, i hope. Not even you can compare, doll. |
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Post by JETHRO MAVERICK FLETCHER, on Jan 18, 2012 16:12:32 GMT -5
JETHRO has just signed on... that is actually laughable. you are fucking kidding me. you're a slut. you fuck literally everything.
you definitely moan. and beg for more. maybe not the 'i love you' part. you realize you just compared you skills in bed to that of a wall. because i agree.
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Post by LYRA LYNNE HALYX, on Jan 18, 2012 20:02:22 GMT -5
[/font] is online and typing... [/center] - - - WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE YOU THEN!? you're just as disgusting, at least I can fucking admit it!
Screw you Jethro. Wait no I take that back because you actually might try taking that literally. Whatever you're an ass.
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Post by JETHRO MAVERICK FLETCHER, on Jan 19, 2012 2:24:20 GMT -5
JETHRO has just signed on... i can admit it though. i'm a slut. i fuck everything. but i'm a guy and everyone loves me so it's okay. it's a completely different story with you.
it makes me happy to see that you're annoyed / hating me.
i think it'd be best for all of us if you just left and we got a new hot bitch to sing for us. but less of the bitch, more of the hot.
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Post by LYRA LYNNE HALYX, on Jan 19, 2012 5:40:51 GMT -5
[/font] is online and typing... [/center] - - - Hmm well, it doesn't really seem like anyone else in the band has a problem with me, but you. So you can suck it up, because I am staying, just to piss you off.
I'm going to go get drunk, so I suggest you not come back to the bus anytime soon. |
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Post by JETHRO MAVERICK FLETCHER, on Jan 19, 2012 12:37:56 GMT -5
JETHRO has just signed on... actually, i know for a fact that blake hates you. and i'm gonna be honest, the other guys talk a lot of shit about you when you're gone. they're just better at acting than i am.
don't worry, i have no intentions of returning to somewhere that you are. at least not today.
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