Post by ANCHORETTE MAY BIRD LANE on Feb 27, 2012 20:50:59 GMT -5
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 400px; background-color: #4D5761; padding:30px; border-top: 3px #6E93B5 dashed; border-bottom: 3px #6E93B5 dashed; border-left: 3px #6E93B5 dashed; border-right: 3px #6E93B5 dashed;] anchorette may bird lane TWENTY PHOTOGRAPHER IT'S ALL LOVE JULIET SIMMS , innocence is brilliance !c h a r a c t e r i n f o r m a t i o n " hey lay me down tour, guess who's your newest addition? that's right, it's me, anchorette lane, but i'd rather you call me anchor because i refuse to respond to anything other than it. why? because cutesy nicknames and full names are annoying. now where do i get an amazing name like that? it's a pretty cool story, if i do say so myself. here's how i got it: my parent’s named me it bitches. pretty sexy, huh? i hate to say i told you so, but i totally told you so. now where does one get such a classy name? well only in mulberry, florida on may 12. i know you're just green with jealousy, and you should be. i mean, come on, who wouldn't be jealous of this bisexual photographer? i've got to say, i may as well be the sexiest female to step foot onto tour. " , won't ever be forgotten !c h a r a c t e r d e s c r i p t i o n " so now that you know my name and a couple of key things about me, i think you should know what i look like. let's start with my hair. it's this blonde color, and most of the time it's pretty wavy, all the better for you to run your fingers through. next come my eyes. they say you can tell a lot about a person by looking into their eyes. i've been told mine are like deep pools of blue, but that's really for you to decide. ask anyone, i'm pretty damn gorgeous. i'm also pretty confident about myself. i'm pretty happy with my 5’3 self! if you were to ask someone how they would describe me, they might say i'm petite or they might tell you that i have hot chocolate at all times . but the only word i would use to physically describe myself is, as edward cullen would say, dazzling! " , find a way to describe !c h a r a c t e r p e r s o n a l i t y " now that you've got a picture of me in your head, it's only fair that i tell you a little bit about who i really am. for all you know, i could be an ugly person on the inside, no matter how dazzling i am on the outside. but don't worry, i'm not. i'm more of a photo freak, in my opinion, not that i like stereotypes one bit. i do like animals, veggies, photography, cuddling, kissing, staying up all night, and being silly. as julie andrews says, those are a just a few of my favorite things. now that you know what i love, it might be beneficial if you knew of the things that i hate. they include the city, my dad, yippy dogs, and bug killers, so keep those in mind when planning my birthday party. now for the things that make me... me! photography and cuddling are the things that make me seem flawless, but i'm pretty far from perfection. my fear of commitment and night terrors are just evidence of that. see? not so perfect after all, am i? nope, i'm just like you, but better!not satisfied, are we? want to know a little more about me? what makes me tick and what i like in a person? well i absolutely hate nagging, pushy people, close mindedness, and annoying people, so if that's you, take your broke ass home, kay? if that's not, or if you're more crazy, nature-loving, freewheeling, sweet and vegetarian than you're welcome to stay and hear me talk about myself a little bit more. but you know what i really want in life more than anything? to be a famous photographer. but shh, don't tell anyone because if i don't reach them, that'd be really embarrassing. not as embarrassing as people finding out i’m the daughter of a manwhore, and if you tell, i'll kill you. keep that mouth shut! " likes: Writing Guitar Dancing Investigating Random People Sparkly or Shiny items Animals Outdoors *dislikes: Pink Frills Skirts Her nickname, Ann Nights Hunting *fears: Being alone, Being abandoned (from her childhood); small spaces (just a basic case of claustrophobia) *dream: to get control of her temper *overall personality: Anchorette came from a very dysfunctional home which in turn has made her a little rough around the edges; she’s blunt with everybody she meets. Her bluntness has created some enemies; but Anchor doesn’t care if she makes friends since she believe people need to love themselves before they make any friends. She likes adventuring and exploring until her curiosity needs are fulfilled. Anchorette typically easy-going. She can be very protective of her friends. You mess with them, you get her and her claws. Anchor is very sweet. Usually she is quiet and keeps to herself, but if provoked, she can be a major bitch. She is a tree-hugger and tries to eat organic food. She spends a lot of her time hiding out in the forest, instead of in the city like most of young adults seem to do. Most people say she's stubborn and easy to anger. She can be quite indecisive, rather than stubborn though. She does have a short temper though, and that seems to be taken out on some unlucky merchs. , doesn't feel right at all !c h a r a c t e r f a m i l y h i s t o r y " obviously, i didn't just poof up out of nowhere. actually, i hope i haven't poofed anywhere! i actually came from lilly mathewson and mathew lane when they... you know, did things. anyway, my mom is now 49 and my dad's 52 and a company owner. i was the only kid they made, unfortunately. but that's it about them, now more about me. i am currently single and loving it! " *parents: Matthew Lane and Lilly Mathewson *siblings: Siofra Mathewson (half-sister) *pets: a husky named Apollo *overall history: Anchorette May Bird Lane was the product of an one-night-stand between Matthew Lane and Lilly Mathewson. The two got married shortly after the birth of Anchor, but fought constantly. Lilly left Anchorette and her father when Anchor was six. Her father was always busy, with work or his love life. At night, there was always a different woman in her father's bed. Mathew seemed to ignore his then eight year old daughter, leaving Anchor pretty much on her own. Because of this, Anchor often took off exploring. Her favorite place was the woods behind her house. She enjoyed the peacefulness of the area. Anchorette stayed in touch with nature, no matter what. Often times she would sneak out and hide from the caretakers. While in the forest when she was 16, she met a husky puppy who was abandoned. This dog soon became her companion and pet named Apollo. Her dad started paying more attention to her when she was seventeen, trying to form her back into a presentable and "normal" young woman. Three long years later, she's became even more in tune with her inner hippie and haas found a band to work for. She's trashed the normal young adult's idea of Friday night fun for laying in trees or on top of the bus staring at the stars and the moon. Anchor has also learned how to cleverly hide her tree-hugging ways from her father and strangers. , here comes the sun ! t e x t s a n d i m s "Okay, Sio, just go feed the goddamn dog!" - sent to Siofra at 10:23 pm "ANCHORS AWAY MY BOYS, ANCHORS AWAY!" - sent to Jason at 12:00 pm "Sic, sic. Trahe mea ad Floridam." - sent to Helen at 11:56 am Anchorsawaaay: Just get me some cookies. Please? Anchorsawaaay: You wanna explain why you're naked on my floor?! Anchorsawaaay: It's a ghetto hick town. But it's my ghetto hick town. creed. narnia. pig. |